A (Grey) Bear in Madrid
There are bears in
Imagine how thrilled I was to find that I'm not the only bear here - although I may be the only grey-coloured bear and I'm certainly the only former international fashion model and current freelance Good Will Ambassador bear.
You can see me (left) next to the city's iconic statue, "El Oso y El Madroño". This is Madrid's most popular meeting place for people, possibly because of its location at the junction of Puerta del Sol and Calle Carmen - kilometer zero, the very heart of the city - but more likely because people just want to see the bear. Who wouldn't? There are always crowds of people having their picture taken with El Oso and sometimes they can be a bit of a pain because they block your access to the sidewalk but I know how it is. The day that I had my picture taken with 'el oso' it was pandemonium. Sometimes I forget how famous I am in
But the bear, you ask. Why a bear? And why is it leaning against a tree? Well it's not just any tree, it's a strawberry tree - or a Madroño tree - although the strawberries aren't real strawberries but they are red like strawberries. The bear is real though. The bear and tree are actually on
Interestingly, the painting The Garden of Earthly Delights by Dutch painter Hieronymus Bosch which is here in Madrid was catalogued as "the picture with the strawberry-tree fruits" in the inventories of the Spanish Crown. Later it was renamed. I like the first name much better. Although I have to admit that the painting is a little bizarre - not the sort of thing that bears normally like, what with the scenes of animals torturing people - but as a former international fashion model and now freelance Good Will Ambassador, I've been exposed to a lot of cultural things. I understand various allegorical themes.
Is it any wonder that I feel so at home here in
8 comments:
Do you drive a black Firebird named Kit?
Does your car talk to you with a voice that sounds a lot like the head surgeon in that old TV show St. Elsewhere?
Do you ever hear bongos playing when you run in slow motion down the street?
Wait, wrong Iconic Seventies TV Series...
Unfortunately, they don't issue driving licenses to bears, otherwise I would have a talking car!
What about bongos when your run (or perhaps more accurately, when your human handlers run)?
"We have the technology..."
My handlers promised me a little set of bongos just like yours but they've (the bongos) never materialized. Maybe on their next trip ...
I have a matching beret and coffee mug. Perhaps you'll get the same, too!
You must look so hip ...
I like to think so...
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